About

The Wall Street Sentinel has been publishing in print and online for more than 240 years. Founded by a society of money changers in the early days of the Jefferson administration, today’s Sentinel has come a long way. Despite a short period of inactivity due to an ill-considered editorial position, our take on German economic expansion in the 1930s, we have remained your most reliable news source of record on the issues that matter.

To contact our editorial department, send us an email: newsroom@wallstreetsentinel.com

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Are your news stories 100% accurate?

A. Yes, because they are 100% satirical.  Have you ever watched The Colbert Report or read The Onion?

If you don’t know what satire is, we strongly suggest reading this article.

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Q. I’m outraged, because I only read the headline and didn’t realize it was satire.

A. Ok, well you’re kind of dumb.  Read the whole article.

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Q. I’m still outraged, who can I yell at about this?

A. Consider posting your rantings on Facebook, so we can avoid reading them.  Thanks.

Q. How dare you?

A. How dare YOU!  It’s called satire, again… read this.